The Deducible Broad-minded-Pears is a dramatic poetic form intended to complain about someone recently deceased, originating in The Chronic Barbarity. The rules of the form are applied by poets to produce individual poems which can be recited. The poem is a single quatrain. Each line has five syllables. The third line of the quatrain shares the underlying meaning of the second line. The third line of the quatrain is required to maintain the phrasing of the second line. The fourth line of the quatrain reverses the word order of the second line. The third line must make use of alliteration.