The Music of Cucumbers

The Music of Cucumbers is a form of music used to commemorate important events originating in The Meritorious Bowline. The rules of the form are applied by composers to produce individual pieces of music which can be performed. The music is played on a oborowe. The entire performance should be made with feeling. The melody has mid-length phrases throughout the form. Only one pitch is ever played at a time. It is performed using the iwarivuli scale and in free rhythm. Throughout, when possible, composers and performers are to locally improvise. From beginning to end, when improvising or composing, artists should often include a falling melody pattern with sharpened fourth degree as well as trills, rapid runs and staccato, always include a rising-falling melody pattern with mordents and trills, often include a rising melody pattern with flattened second degree as well as trills and rapid runs and sometimes include a falling-rising melody pattern with sharpened fifth degree on the fall as well as trills, rapid runs and legato.

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