Xoslesa Avoidedbandit

goblin (*16)

Goals

rule the world

Events

• In 19, Xoslesa became a thresher in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In 20, Xoslesa and the goblin Ekxut Horrendousaprons became lovers
• In 23, Xoslesa gave up being a thresher to become a a bard in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In 29, the goblin Ekxut Horrendousaprons married Xoslesa
• In early autumn of 39, the dwarf Udimus Stonewarebowstrings began an apprenticeship under Xoslesa
• In early spring of 46, the goblin Orku Deficiencyiniquity began an apprenticeship under Xoslesa
• In early summer of 48, the dwarf Litek Pegunshackles began an apprenticeship under Xoslesa
• In 50, the goblin Xosmotusp Native-Goldparricides and Xoslesa became lovers
• In midwinter of 50, Pulleys Ever Onward was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In midwinter of 50, We See Comedy was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In early spring of 53, Commentary on the Dwarf was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In early spring of 53, Xoslesa created Commentary on the Dwarf in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In 56, the goblin Dane Feloniousstrikes and Xoslesa became lovers
• In midautumn of 57, Texts was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In midautumn of 57, The Cleavage And Inheritances was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In 64, Xoslesa married the goblin Dane Feloniousstrikes
• In late spring of 65, the human Smonan Wondermentlocks began an apprenticeship under Xoslesa
• In early spring of 71, the goblin Orku Deficiencyiniquity ceased being the apprentice of Xoslesa
• In late summer of 71, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Xosmst Deploredmalign, Xoslesa and the goblin Moxostosp Arrivistetrammelled. Xoslesa was the victor
• In midwinter of 71, Femur And the Insubstantial Hatchets was authored by Xoslesa in Mauvewormy-Tendrils
• In 73, the goblin Uxosla Connivetransform and Xoslesa became lovers
• In 77, Xoslesa married the goblin Uxosla Connivetransform
• In 77, Xoslesa settled in Impermeabilityodiums
• In 77, the goblin Kutxosnu Stuntedhauteur was murdered by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In late summer of 77, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Bestong Cursestayed, the goblin Negnu Staring-Eyeballcroak, Xoslesa, the goblin Moxostosp Arrivistetrammelled and the goblin Veng Polishemeralds. The goblin Veng Polishemeralds was the victor
• In late summer of 78, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Muspoxostrog Enviousfumigates, the goblin Negnu Staring-Eyeballcroak, the goblin Gustzaxoxosm Groutbully, the goblin Xosnu Greenwoodmean, the goblin Xosnu Lepersbullied, Xoslesa, the goblin Naspsasnu Chatgreed, the goblin Romost Settlehate and the goblin Veng Polishemeralds. The goblin Negnu Staring-Eyeballcroak was the victor
• In early autumn of 78, Sip Corbelled was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early autumn of 78, We See Debarment was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early autumn of 78, The Bullies And Disclosures was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In late summer of 85, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Muspoxostrog Enviousfumigates, the human Asu Guava-Treechannel, Xoslesa, the goblin Ledungu Coffee-Treeshames, the goblin Xosuk Torturespecimens, the goblin Orku Bogeymanembarrassments, the goblin Ekxost Ghastlypredate and his child Etexostra Afootaspersion. The goblin Ekxost Ghastlypredate was the victor
• In late winter of 85, the human Naraleg Finessedchimpanzee began an apprenticeship under Xoslesa
• In early summer of 86, Concessions And Nothing More was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early summer of 86, Fish-Dissector was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early summer of 86, The Birth of Singularity was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums after a nightmare
• In late summer of 86, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Xosnu Lepersbullied, Xoslesa, the goblin Oxost Containedconnives, the goblin Laxosnu Daubslander, the goblin Xosuk Torturespecimens and his child Etexostra Afootaspersion. The goblin Xosuk Torturespecimens was the victor
• In late winter of 87, the dwarf Litek Pegunshackles ceased being the apprentice of Xoslesa
• In early spring of 89, Surely The Past Weeps was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early spring of 89, The Sun Sets on Disloyalty was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early spring of 89, Mentor Ever Onward was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums after a nightmare
• In late summer of 93, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Xosnu Greenwoodmean, the goblin Xoslesa Nightwingmarshalled, the human Set Footrestswaps, Xoslesa, his spouse Xosmas Banditboded, the goblin Romost Settlehate, the goblin Ledungu Coffee-Treeshames and his child Suxu Iniquitouscraft. The goblin Xosnu Greenwoodmean was the victor
• In 98, Xoslesa divorced the goblin Uxosla Connivetransform
• In late summer of 98, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Ngoxosm Bilkedtrick, the goblin Xosnu Lepersbullied, Xoslesa, the human Evice Sleddedjob, the goblin Umsp Paidbilk, the goblin Orku Bogeymanembarrassments, the human Ila Herdgrumble, the human Iwawki Symbolicbundled and the human Cesh Spyholeoccasions. The goblin Ngoxosm Bilkedtrick was the victor
• In late summer of 99, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Zum Outshinefelonies, Xoslesa, the goblin Nolozulng Tributesly, the goblin Umsp Paidbilk, the goblin Ekxost Ghastlypredate and the human Ufsmukbin Magnanimityrascals. The goblin Nolozulng Tributesly was the victor
• In 99, Xoslesa and the goblin Ekxost Ghastlypredate became friends over a shared love of athletics
• In late autumn of 101, Wedge Ever Onward was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In early winter of 101, The Cub And Buzzard was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums after a dream
• In 105, the goblin Xosmas Banditboded and Xoslesa became lovers
• In 111, Xoslesa married the goblin Xosmas Banditboded
• In late summer of 114, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Xosnu Greenwoodmean, Xoslesa, his spouse Xosmas Banditboded, the goblin Oxostrukuko Grouchtyrant, the goblin Ekxost Ghastlypredate and the elf Metheletho Giltsandstorm. The elf Metheletho Giltsandstorm was the victor
• In 117, the goblin Xosp Mopeconnives was murdered by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In late summer of 118, The Cobaltite of Redoubles held a foot race in Pluraldolls as part of the The Contest of Clays. Competing were the goblin Ngoxosm Bilkedtrick, the goblin Xosnu Greenwoodmean, his former spouse Uxosla Connivetransform, Xoslesa, the goblin Ledungu Coffee-Treeshames and the elf Metheletho Giltsandstorm. The elf Metheletho Giltsandstorm was the victor
• In late winter of 121, Blueberry-Bushes And Nothing More was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums after a dream
• In late winter of 121, Muskox-Person Wrathful was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In late winter of 121, Potter And the Refillable Faucets was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In midspring of 124, My Friend Ignition was authored by Xoslesa in Impermeabilityodiums
• In 125, Xoslesa became Chattelboss of The Diligent Bogeyman
• In 125, Xoslesa assumed the identity "Usner the Vindictive"