Uquefi Fastnessfizzles

human (*-33 †69)

Goals

craft a masterwork and immortality

Events

• In 1, Uquefi became Lord of The Utopia of Perplexing
• In 2, the human Ejuthbini Giltimperceptibility and Uquefi became lovers
• In 4, the human Ejuthbini Giltimperceptibility and Uquefi broke up
• In 5, Uquefi and the human Ejuthbini Giltimperceptibility became lovers
• In 7, the human Ejuthbini Giltimperceptibility and Uquefi broke up
• In 11, the human Anong Stopguffawed and Uquefi became lovers
• In 17, the human Anong Stopguffawed married Uquefi
• In 22, the human Anong Stopguffawed divorced Uquefi
• In 23, the human Oquuvno Citizenmonkey and Uquefi became lovers
• In 26, the human Buquoh Strudelwhite-Sands was murdered by Uquefi in Evaluateddeadheads
• In 29, Uquefi married the human Oquuvno Citizenmonkey
• In 36, the human Opestra Reservoirphobias and Uquefi became lovers
• In 39, Uquefi and the human Opestra Reservoirphobias broke up
• In 39, the human Lecesur Representglasses and Uquefi became lovers
• In 45, the human Lecesur Representglasses married Uquefi
• In late summer of 50, Uquefi became a member of The Areolar Justice
• In 53, Uquefi and the human Opestra Reservoirphobias became lovers
• In 57, the human Opestra Reservoirphobias married Uquefi
• In early spring of 60, Uquefi became obsessed with his own mortality and sought to extend his life by any means
• In 69, Uquefi died of old age