Sloni Oarsmanmalfunctioned

mer (*-35 †60)

In 1, Sloni became Tyrant of The Meritorious Bowline
In 2, the mer Ifoladadele Exhaleddark-Olives and Sloni became lovers
In 3, the mer Ifoladadele Exhaleddark-Olives married Sloni
In midautumn of 9, Sloni made a journey to The Thicket of Minces
In midautumn of 9, Sloni tamed a giant monitor lizard of The Thicket of Minces
In midautumn of 9, Sloni returned to Bottomlessbubbled
In midwinter of 9, Sloni made a journey to The Futile Foothill
In midwinter of 9, Sloni tamed an onager of The Futile Foothill
In midwinter of 9, Sloni returned to Bottomlessbubbled
In late winter of 26, Sloni became obsessed with his own mortality and sought to extend his life by any means
In late winter of 29, his deity Wirami the Light-Yellow-Diamond Green-Tourmaline Elbow taught Sloni unknown
In 38, the mer Ifoladadele Exhaleddark-Olives divorced Sloni
In 39, the mer Upele Dipstickomelette and Sloni became lovers
In 41, his child Uathi Spillwaybuilding was murdered by Sloni in Bottomlessbubbled
In 45, the mer Quuyebeyeca Red-Winged-Blackbirdfairy-Ring and Sloni became lovers
In 46, Sloni married the mer Quuyebeyeca Red-Winged-Blackbirdfairy-Ring
In 53, Sloni became Sovereign of The Meritorious Bowline
In 59, Sloni divorced the mer Quuyebeyeca Red-Winged-Blackbirdfairy-Ring
In 60, Sloni was murdered by the mer Ucala Charcoalabsolves in Bottomlessbubbled