The Alder of Badger-People

The Alder of Badger-people is a sacred solo dance originating in The Glamorous Asparagus. The form guides dancers during improvised performances. The dance is accompanied by any composition of The Planets of Sploshing as the dancer acts out any composition of The Will of Testing. This dance is a refined artform, with four special positions to be mastered. The dance is punctuated by partially realized moves.

• The dance begins with the theme of the music. The dancer performs slower and slower to the teze rhythm. This section is sharp-edged and graceful.
• The dance enters a new section with the finale of the music. The dancer performs quickly to the pathethi rhythm. This section is graceful.
• The dara is one of the fundamental dance positions. There should be a raised right arm with a grotesque facial expression and a right leg lift.
• The linarini is one of the fundamental dance positions. There should be an undulating hand gesture with a serene facial expression.
• The seri is one of the fundamental dance positions. There should be a high arm carriage with a debauched rightward bend.
• The izoceyili is one of the fundamental dance positions. There should be a forward bend.

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