The Foot Race of The Ritual of Bypassing

• In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held a foot race in Calmpotatoes as part of the The Ritual of Bypassing. Competing were the dwarf Ikovun Economicalcarpets, the dwarf necromancer Ocub Garnetsqueals, the dwarf Aberlezun Barefootstage, the dwarf Efenol Stonewareforelimbs, the dwarf Tekth Literatureuniforms, the dwarf Ikuthid Possiblebracelet and the dwarf Ofiknashan Slipwaydenounced. The dwarf Ikuthid Possiblebracelet was the victor