The Ritual of Bypassing

A festival commemorating the ascension of the dwarf Lit Regularrose-Quartzes to Queen of The Turquoise of Revolutions in 58

• In early spring of 58, the Poetry Recital of The Ritual of Bypassing occurred
  • In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held a recital of The Ponderable Anthropologist as part of The Ritual of Bypassing in Calmpotatoes
• In early spring of 58, the Storytelling of The Ritual of Bypassing occurred
  • In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held the story of the ascension of the dwarf Lit Regularrose-Quartzes to Queen of The Turquoise of Revolutions in 58 as part of The Ritual of Bypassing in Calmpotatoes
• In early spring of 58, the Foot Race of The Ritual of Bypassing occurred
  • In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held a foot race in Calmpotatoes as part of the The Ritual of Bypassing. Competing were the dwarf Ikovun Economicalcarpets, the dwarf necromancer Ocub Garnetsqueals, the dwarf Aberlezun Barefootstage, the dwarf Efenol Stonewareforelimbs, the dwarf Tekth Literatureuniforms, the dwarf Ikuthid Possiblebracelet and the dwarf Ofiknashan Slipwaydenounced. The dwarf Ikuthid Possiblebracelet was the victor
• In early spring of 58, the Throwing Competition of The Ritual of Bypassing occurred
  • In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held a throwing competition in Calmpotatoes as part of the The Ritual of Bypassing. Competing was the dwarf Sonnol Bellswanked. The dwarf Sonnol Bellswanked was the victor
• In early spring of 58, the Closing Ceremony of The Ritual of Bypassing occurred
  • In early spring of 58, The Turquoise of Revolutions held a ceremony in Calmpotatoes as part of The Ritual of Bypassing. The event featured a telling of the story of the ascension of the dwarf Lit Regularrose-Quartzes to Queen of The Turquoise of Revolutions in 58, incense burning, images and banners